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Sports Minute (Or So)

The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait

~The UConn women’s basketball team has now won 71 consecutive games. 72 if you count the scrimmage against the New Jersey Nets.

~Ron Artest recently had the word “defense” written on his head in Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi. Now he’s an idiot in four languages.

~Joe Nathan’s season is in doubt because of a torn ligament in his throwing elbow. The Nationals season is also in doubt because of talent.

~Larry Brown has made preliminary calls to the Clippers. He’s either trying to line up a job or offering his condolences.

~And sources close to Allen Iverson insist he’s addicted to gambling and alcohol. In other words, he’s become friends with Charles Barkley.

For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com

HEY NOW BAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIT!!!!

 It’s under a week away! The 1st everSportsHeckle.com mass display of the Finest Art! The ART of THE HECKLE!!!!!!!!    In it’s limitless capacities.  You’ll see all the HECKLERS HELPERS being dusted off.  The Foam Fingas are out!!  The custom T-SHIRTS are out!  The COWBELL……YOU KNOW IT!!! Listen closely to the early murmurings as we get our bearings. Then hear ‘em grow into possibly ENDLESS innings of CROWD pleasing entertainment!!!!            

The Art of  THE HECKLE!
Coming to a Grapefruit League Park near you!    3/15 – 3/20  BE HEARD!

Aside from the LIVE game action WE will be enjoying.   This site will also be poppin’ DAILY with live uploads  of our exploits!  Stay tuned and if you have any worthy exploits of your own, send ‘em in we’ll share ‘em!

BTW, the Spring Training games get so hot & sunny that there’s bound to be something for you CHICKS TAB  FANS! 

New users and faithful members we now have working Avatars for your profile.  Upload your pic and it will show in your posts!  There are some creative one’s. 

So far my personal favorite has to be Hecklus Maximus!!  HA!!

Don’t forget to VOTE in our NEW USER’S POLL on left margin and it’s always fun to know who you’re HECKLIN’ with so check out the new option there as well.  Enjoy!

The NEW TICKER will change.  But for now it could also read:  Countdown to the dumbest game evaaaah!  It’s gonna be chilly that night Fenway Faithfuls!

Best Job In Baseball ????

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Can anyone argue that Pedro Martinez DOESNT have the best job in baseball?

a: he’s a pitcher, so he only plays 1/5 ( or 32 of the 162)of the games
b: He’s an unsigned free agent until mid year, then signs with a contender. Takes 2 weeks to “get in the swing of things” then pitches in MAYBE 1/5 ( or 14 of 71) of the remaining games.
c: teams in the hunt will pay top dollar when they smell blood. Last year the phillies shelled out an even ONE MILLION dollars for his 5 wins!
d: he’s so rested from throwing 1/5 seasons that this could last another 5 years.
e: the media and fans love him. especially in NY!

So i guess another question is who’s gonna SNATCH him up this year? My guess is the Washington Nationals. That’s right i think the NATS may have what it takes this year to possibly be in the hunt come All Star break. They acquired RHP’s Miguel Batista, Ching Ming WANG and Matt Capps. 2nd baseman Adam Kennedy. C Pudge Rodriguez. Who knows? Crazier things have happened. Look at the 2008 Rays! (remember Sox fans? )

Also, please snoop around the site we have made some nice changes / updates. Also, we did a dry run yesterday and we now have the ability to semi live upload HECKLINGS as they happen. We now have a You Tube acct for your viewing pleasure as well. It will be populated as we receive and approve video submissions from users. so, if you have some to share , please do!

~~~~Sunday Snacks~~~~

The New York Knicks lost to the dismal New Jersey Nets last night..You may say that’s pretty sad losing to the Nets, but whats even sadder is that the Knicks shot 0-18 from behind the 3pt line in that game. And also they are and have been my team since 1996. Since Patrick Ewing retired and Isiah Thomas ruined the team I havn’t had a real NBA team to cheer for. I just love the NBA in general!

YUP

YUP

Is Ben Roethlisberger really getting accused again of sexual assault?? This is like the 3rd time in as many years he has been accused..What does Big Ben get some booze in him and use his 6′5″ frame to shmooze these broads??

Exclusive photos from TMZ

Exclusive photos from TMZ

Check out some funny / unique personalized football jerseys below!

LACES OUT RAY FINKLE!!! (Ace Ventura)

LACES OUT RAY FINKLE!!! (Ace Ventura)

Julius Peppers is a Bear now..Im sure many more will look like this!

Julius Peppers is a Bear now..Im sure many more will look like this!

Stay away frm this guy!

Stay away frm this guy!

Browns QB's are pretty bad!

Browns QB's are pretty bad!

GREAT NEWS ALL AROUND!

Hey Now HECKLAAAAS!

Let’s here it for the Tampa Bay Rays!!!!!!!!  They defeated the Evil Empire 12-7 today in their 1st Spring Training go-round.

Yankee Exec’s were said to have been seen literally drooling over the thought of Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena being free agents at end of 2010! 

While similar reports of A-Roid drooling over Jeter’s jock strap seem to have been  covered up! 

DAMN!!!!!!!  I HATE ME SOME YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of Yankee hatin’!  Opening Day at my beloved Fenway Park brings the SPANKEES into town for a 4pm start on Sunday night! 

ON APRIL FREEEEKIN’ 4TH!!!!!!!!  WTF!!!!!  Its gonna be like tailgatin’ at FRIGGIN’  Sullivan Stadium for a playoffs game in January for Pete’s sake!!!  If you Yankee followers think we Sox SUPAFANS can be obnoxious when its warm.  Wait ’til FREEEEEKIN’  Sully, Timmy, and I gotta get all liquored up just to keep from freezing to death in the shadows of the Green Monstah!!!!!!

Why can’t we open against the Rays in Tampa?!

It’s way warmer and you might as well start off with 3 quick W’s right! 

Now some house cleaning tips: CHECK OUT OUR NEWEST FEATURES.

We are under LIVE developement so bear with us.

- A countdown ticker has been added on the left side of  homepage.  It will soon countdown the days ’til Opening Day mentioned above.

-A feature has been added to the left side of the homepage to let users know how many other HECKLERS are on the site with you.  You can click on it and it will show you who’s on by user name.

-Our FORUMS have been expanded to hold and display more of your posts.  This allows for more fluid “smack talking”.

-A User’s Poll has been added on the left side of the home page.  This will be changing topic often so vote early.

-Whats better than seeing 1 hot sports chick at a time?  Seeing more than 1 hot sports chick a time!!  YES! The CHICKS TAB has a new look too. 

These are just a few of many improvements to come, so stay tuned in!

Thanks for checking us out and for your patience while we improve before your eyes!

Superfans

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Local Tips

Pirates Spring Training 2010

The park itself is probably the most urban of all the Grapefruit League. It’s basically right in downtown Bradenton. So it actually feels a little like the walk up at Fenway and Wrigley. Seating is very close to the field which is a refreshing change.

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Bounty of the Week

Lance Armstrong

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