Hey Now Hecklaaaas!!!

O.K. so NOT really Breaking News……  but, you must have heard by now that USC has received verbal commitment from a 13 year old 7th grader.  This kid is 5′7″ tall and weighs in at a whopping 136 pounds.  He plays QB in MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!  He’s committing to major colleges before he  has  his “Bobby Brady” voice changing experience?????  WTF!!  Is this world coming to!   

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New born baby commits to Notre Dame.  Reports say that while being held by recruiters that were at the house talking with the babies older brother, the baby, a  1 month old with obvious talent, blew a snot bubble when asked if he wanted to go to ND too!!!

California Sperm Bank recieves recruiting letters for Frozen Specimen!!

OKAY! I know!  Rediculous.  But c’mon, so is comitting before you can stay home alone for the weekend!!!!!