Can anyone argue that Pedro Martinez DOESNT have the best job in baseball?
a: he’s a pitcher, so he only plays 1/5 ( or 32 of the 162)of the games
b: He’s an unsigned free agent until mid year, then signs with a contender. Takes 2 weeks to “get in the swing of things” then pitches in [...]
Author Archives: Hecklus Maximus
Best Job In Baseball ????
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~The New Jersey Nets are offering free tax preparation for anyone who comes to a game. Because they’re experts at accelerated depreciation.
~~The New York Knicks missed all 18 three pointers in a loss to the Nets. Which is the only [...]
Pirates Spring Training 2010
The park itself is probably the most urban of all the Grapefruit League. It’s basically right in downtown Bradenton. So it actually feels a little like the walk up at Fenway and Wrigley. Seating is very close to the field which is a refreshing change.
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~Michael Jordan reportedly paid $175 million for the Bobcats. Which is just $175 million more than the next highest bidder.
~~The Paralympics are set to begin in Vancouver. Which is perfect for anyone who got injured in last week’s Olympics.
~~A record [...]
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~Tiger Woods is finally back at home with his wife Elin. Hopefully, his golf clubs are not.
~~Barry Bonds and his wife are divorcing. Maybe he s not taking as many performance enhancing drugs as we thought.
~~Illinois plans to play a [...]






