The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~The UConn women’s basketball team has now won 71 consecutive games. 72 if you count the scrimmage against the New Jersey Nets.
~Ron Artest recently had the word “defense” written on his head in Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi. Now he’s an [...]
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Sports Minute (Or So)
HEY NOW BAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIT!!!!
It’s under a week away! The 1st everSportsHeckle.com mass display of the Finest Art! The ART of THE HECKLE!!!!!!!! In it’s limitless capacities. You’ll see all the HECKLERS HELPERS being dusted off. The Foam Fingas are out!! The custom T-SHIRTS are out! The COWBELL……YOU KNOW IT!!! Listen closely to the early murmurings as we get our bearings. Then [...]
Sports Minute (Or So)
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~Josh Beckett has a new brand of wine. It’s expected to be on the shelf shortly – just like Beckett.
~Washington Wizards fans can get two free tickets to a home game by drinking five cups of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. That’s [...]
Best Job In Baseball ????
Can anyone argue that Pedro Martinez DOESNT have the best job in baseball?
a: he’s a pitcher, so he only plays 1/5 ( or 32 of the 162)of the games
b: He’s an unsigned free agent until mid year, then signs with a contender. Takes 2 weeks to “get in the swing of things” then pitches in [...]
~~~~Sunday Snacks~~~~
The New York Knicks lost to the dismal New Jersey Nets last night..You may say that’s pretty sad losing to the Nets, but whats even sadder is that the Knicks shot 0-18 from behind the 3pt line in that game. And also they are and have been my team since 1996. Since Patrick Ewing retired [...]






