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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~Josh Beckett has a new brand of wine. It’s expected to be on the shelf shortly – just like Beckett.
~Washington Wizards fans can get two free tickets to a home game by drinking five cups of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. That’s [...]
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Sports Minute (Or So)
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~The New Jersey Nets are offering free tax preparation for anyone who comes to a game. Because they’re experts at accelerated depreciation.
~~The New York Knicks missed all 18 three pointers in a loss to the Nets. Which is the only [...]
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~Michael Jordan reportedly paid $175 million for the Bobcats. Which is just $175 million more than the next highest bidder.
~~The Paralympics are set to begin in Vancouver. Which is perfect for anyone who got injured in last week’s Olympics.
~~A record [...]
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~Tiger Woods is finally back at home with his wife Elin. Hopefully, his golf clubs are not.
~~Barry Bonds and his wife are divorcing. Maybe he s not taking as many performance enhancing drugs as we thought.
~~Illinois plans to play a [...]
Sports Minute or so
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~Don Nelson is seven wins shy of breaking Lenny Wilkens’ all-time record for coaching victories. If he stays with Golden State, it’ll only take another two years.
~~The Missouri Senate has approved a bill to rename Mark McGwire Highway. Because they [...]






