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		<title>Sports Minute (Or So)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HeckleSaurusREX</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~The UConn women&#8217;s basketball team has now won 71 consecutive games. 72 if you count the scrimmage against the New Jersey Nets.
~Ron Artest recently had the word &#8220;defense&#8221; written on his head in Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi. Now he&#8217;s an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)<br />
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait</p>
<p>~The UConn women&#8217;s basketball team has now won 71 consecutive games. 72 if you count the scrimmage against the New Jersey Nets.</p>
<p>~Ron Artest recently had the word &#8220;defense&#8221; written on his head in Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi. Now he&#8217;s an idiot in four languages.</p>
<p>~Joe Nathan&#8217;s season is in doubt because of a torn ligament in his throwing elbow. The Nationals season is also in doubt because of talent.</p>
<p>~Larry Brown has made preliminary calls to the Clippers. He&#8217;s either trying to line up a job or offering his condolences.</p>
<p>~And sources close to Allen Iverson insist he&#8217;s addicted to gambling and alcohol. In other words, he&#8217;s become friends with Charles Barkley.</p>
<p>For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com</p>
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		<title>HEY NOW BAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIT!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HeckleSaurusREX</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It&#8217;s under a week away! The 1st everSportsHeckle.com mass display of the Finest Art! The ART of THE HECKLE!!!!!!!!    In it&#8217;s limitless capacities.  You&#8217;ll see all the HECKLERS HELPERS being dusted off.  The Foam Fingas are out!!  The custom T-SHIRTS are out!  The COWBELL&#8230;&#8230;YOU KNOW IT!!! Listen closely to the early murmurings as we get our bearings. Then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> It&#8217;s under a week away! The 1st ever<strong><em>SportsHeckle.com</em></strong> mass display of the Finest Art! <strong>The ART of THE HECKLE!!!!!!!!   </strong> In it&#8217;s limitless capacities.  You&#8217;ll see all the <strong>HECKLERS HELPERS </strong>being dusted off.  The Foam Fingas are out!!  The custom T-SHIRTS are out!  The COWBELL&#8230;&#8230;YOU KNOW IT!!! Listen closely to the early murmurings as we get our bearings. Then hear &#8216;em grow into possibly ENDLESS innings of CROWD pleasing entertainment!!!!            </p>
<p><strong>The Art of  THE HECKLE!<br />
</strong>Coming to a Grapefruit League Park near you!    3/15 &#8211; 3/20  <strong>BE HEARD!</strong></p>
<p>Aside from the LIVE game action WE will be enjoying.   This site will also be poppin&#8217; DAILY with live uploads  of our exploits!  Stay tuned and if you have any worthy exploits of your own, send &#8216;em in we&#8217;ll share &#8216;em!</p>
<p>BTW, the Spring Training games get so hot &amp; sunny that there&#8217;s bound to be something for you CHICKS TAB  FANS! </p>
<p>New users and faithful members we now have working Avatars for your profile.  Upload your pic and it will show in your posts!  There are some creative one&#8217;s. </p>
<p>So far my personal favorite has to be Hecklus Maximus!!  HA!!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to VOTE in our NEW USER&#8217;S POLL on left margin and it&#8217;s always fun to know who you&#8217;re HECKLIN&#8217; with so check out the new option there as well.  Enjoy!</p>
<p>The NEW TICKER will change.  But for now it could also read:  Countdown to the dumbest game evaaaah!  It&#8217;s gonna be chilly that night Fenway Faithfuls!</p>
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		<title>Sports Minute (Or So)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HeckleSaurusREX</dc:creator>
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~Josh Beckett has a new brand of wine. It&#8217;s expected to be on the shelf shortly &#8211; just like Beckett.
~Washington Wizards fans can get two free tickets to a home game by drinking five cups of Dunkin&#8217; Donuts coffee. That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)<br />
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait<br />
~Josh Beckett has a new brand of wine. It&#8217;s expected to be on the shelf shortly &#8211; just like Beckett.<br />
~Washington Wizards fans can get two free tickets to a home game by drinking five cups of Dunkin&#8217; Donuts coffee. That&#8217;s almost enough caffeine to keep you awake during the game.<br />
~The New York Knicks are interested in signing Marcus Camby. And are excited for 1998.<br />
~Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault for a second time. Even worse, someone accused him of wanting to play for the Lions.<br />
~And Rodney Stuckey has said that he would like to stay in Detroit. Because that&#8217;s the only place he can afford a house.</p>
<p>For past Sports Minute (Or So) archives here at Sportsheckle.com, <a href="http://www.sportsheckle.com/category/sports-minute/"><em>look here</em></a>.</p>
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		<title>Best Job In Baseball ????</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hecklus Maximus</dc:creator>
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Can anyone argue that Pedro Martinez DOESNT have the best job in baseball?
a: he&#8217;s a pitcher, so he only plays 1/5 ( or 32 of the 162)of the games
b: He&#8217;s an unsigned free agent until mid year, then signs with a contender. Takes 2 weeks to &#8220;get in the swing of things&#8221; then pitches in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Can anyone argue that Pedro Martinez DOESNT have the best job in baseball?</p>
<p>a: he&#8217;s a pitcher, so he only plays 1/5 ( or 32 of the 162)of the games<br />
b: He&#8217;s an unsigned free agent until mid year, then signs with a contender. Takes 2 weeks to &#8220;get in the swing of things&#8221; then pitches in MAYBE 1/5 ( or 14 of 71) of the remaining games.<br />
c: teams in the hunt will pay top dollar when they smell blood. Last year the phillies shelled out an even ONE MILLION dollars for his 5 wins!<br />
d: he&#8217;s so rested from throwing 1/5 seasons that this could last another 5 years.<br />
e: the media and fans love him. especially in NY!</p>
<p>So i guess another question is who&#8217;s gonna SNATCH him up this year? My guess is the Washington Nationals. That&#8217;s right i think the NATS may have what it takes this year to possibly be in the hunt come All Star break. They acquired RHP&#8217;s Miguel Batista, Ching Ming WANG and Matt Capps. 2nd baseman Adam Kennedy. C Pudge Rodriguez. Who knows? Crazier things have happened. Look at the 2008 Rays! (remember Sox fans? )</p>
<p>Also, please snoop around the site we have made some nice changes / updates. Also, we did a dry run yesterday and we now have the ability to semi live upload HECKLINGS as they happen. We now have a You Tube acct for your viewing pleasure as well. It will be populated as we receive and approve video submissions from users. so, if you have some to share , please do!</p>
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		<title>Are You Ready For Some BASEBALL!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HeckleSaurusREX</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to faithful users SixPeat &#038; Bubba Army for snagging this SUPERFAN and his AWESOME SHIRT!  I believe the first two numbers should be 18.   It is a Pirates jersey&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pirates-fan-jersey-300x225.jpg" alt="Yeah 1893" title="Yeah 1893" width="300" height="225" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2461" /><br />
Thanks to, &#8220;Terrance From The ATL&#8221; for being a SUPAFAN!!!!!!<br />
 Get ready for many more FANtastic pics and vids throughout Spring Training!!!  Send us yours!!!  We&#8217;ll share &#8216;em!</p>
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		<title>Sports Minute or so</title>
		<link>http://www.sportsheckle.com/2010/03/sports-minute-or-so-81/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hecklus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
~~The New Jersey Nets are offering free tax preparation for anyone who comes to a game. Because they&#8217;re experts at accelerated depreciation.
~~The New York Knicks missed all 18 three pointers in a loss to the Nets. Which is the only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)<br />
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait<br />
~~The New Jersey Nets are offering free tax preparation for anyone who comes to a game. Because they&#8217;re experts at accelerated depreciation.<br />
~~The New York Knicks missed all 18 three pointers in a loss to the Nets. Which is the only way the Nets can win a game.<br />
~~47-year old Evander Holyfield just received his new Nevada boxing license. And an AARP discount.<br />
~~Detroit&#8217;s Rodney Stuckey caused a stir when he fainted during a game. You&#8217;d think by now Pistons fans would be used to dramatic collapses.<br />
~~And Nate Burleson announced joining the Lions on Twitter. So no one would see him cry.</p>
<p>For past Sports Minute (Or So) archives here at Sportsheckle.com, <a href="http://www.sportsheckle.com/category/sports-minute/"><em>look here</em></a>.</p>
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		<title>Super Fan Strikes Again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HeckleSaurusREX</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honor of Jim &#8220;I&#8217;ll run thru a brick wall to catch a fly ball&#8221; Edmunds, who just signed on with the BREW CREW!  Here&#8217;s something to look forward to playing in Milwaukee.  Besides The BEER!!<br />
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		<title>Pirates Spring Training 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hecklus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The park itself is probably the most urban of all the Grapefruit League. It’s basically right in downtown Bradenton. So it actually feels a little like the walk up at Fenway and Wrigley. Seating is very close to the field which is a refreshing change. ]]></description>
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<p>McKechnie Field<strong></strong></p>
<ul>
<li>1611 9th Street West</li>
<li>Bradenton, FL 34205</li>
<li>(941) 747-3031 [ticket office]</li>
<li>(941) 749-5819 [fax]</li>
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<p><strong>Seating Capacity:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>6,602</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Ballpark Dimensions:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>335 feet down the lines</li>
<li>375 feet to the alleys</li>
<li>400 feet to center field</li>
</ul>
<p><cite><a href="http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/spring_training/ballpark.jsp?c_id=pit">http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/spring_training/ballpark.jsp?c_id=pit</a></cite></p>
<p><cite><strong>Pittsburgh Pirates</strong></cite><cite><strong> 2010 Spring Training </strong></cite><cite><strong></strong></cite></p>
<p><cite><strong>Ball Park rundown:</strong></cite><cite> </cite><cite></cite></p>
<p><cite>From the Pirates website </cite><cite>“</cite>McKechnie Field, which is named after Pittsburgh native, former Bradenton resident and Hall of Fame manager Bill McKechnie, was originally built in 1923 and was renovated in 1991-93 to become one of baseball&#8217;s finest facilities.</p>
<p>The renovations included new grounds, wide access ramps, concession stands, kiosks and improved sight lines, all while maintaining a ballpark&#8217;s classic ambiance. The palm-tree lined park was integrated into the already 1920s Spanish-mission style by using masonry, stucco and structural steel materials. McKechnie Field was even pulled back from the street, allowing for the creation of a public plaza and walkway around the park. Inside McKechnie, fans moved closer to the field by expanding seating capacity from approximately 4,200 seats to more than 6,500 seats.”</p>
<p><em>From the guy who loves to Heckle there</em>: I’m a little biased when it comes to McKechnie Field. Solely because this is where it all starts this spring for SH.C and the SC3! It will be the first direct heckle video upload ballpark in this site’s history. So, forever in my heart, McKechnie Field will be.</p>
<p>The park itself is probably the most urban of all the Grapefruit League. It’s basically right in downtown Bradenton. So it actually feels a little like the walk up at Fenway and Wrigley. Seating is very close to the field which is a refreshing change. Fans are drinkers, which is always nice. For some strange reason, a good beer and a great heckle seem to be life partners.</p>
<p>The Mascot, Pirate Parrot, (unoriginal as hell name btw), is easy to interact with. He patrols the stadium all game long and loves on field interaction with fans between innings. Last year, HeckleSaurus Rex and I heckled the Parrot telling him that he “throws like a CHICKEN!” He flipped out on us, went berserk and went for the squirt guns! He later countered with what appeared to be a friendly game of Simon Says with our fellow female hecklers. An innocent game that resulted in the Parrot trying to get them to flash him. Touché my foul friend!</p>
<p><em>For autographs and close player interaction</em>: First and Third base lines as deep down the line as you can get.</p>
<p><cite> </cite><cite><strong>Unique to this stadium</strong></cite><cite><strong>: </strong></cite><cite>If you<strong> </strong>can<strong> </strong>make it to the park early enough to catch some BP, I highly recommend it. The left field wall backs up to a residential neighborhood. Last year we were treated to the spectacle of Evan Longoria and Pat (what the F happened to your bat) Burrell having a homerun contest, seeing who could hit the house the most times! I’ll never forget that CLANG when those balls pelted that house. And I’ll never forget that that was the day Pat Burrell apparently used up his entire season long HR savings! </cite></p>
<p><cite><strong>Tailgating:</strong></cite><cite> The stadium is </cite><cite>in the heart of downtown Bradenton</cite><cite>, so good luck. </cite><cite>Surprisingly, there isn’t a good bar within walking distance. If I’m wrong someone please tell me. I would love to know, believe me! Parking is in very scattered lots, so you won’t find a common tailgating area. But walking beers are usually not a problem. Just use the BIG RED SOLO CUP that screams OPEN CONTAINER yet somehow shields citation. God bless who ever invented the BIG RED SOLO CUP! </cite></p>
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		<title>Lance Armstrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr.Heckle</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it ironic that the man with only 1 nut, is endorsing a product called D&#8217;Z Nuts (plural)..I think so, which is why Lance, you are now a proud member of our Bounty Hall of Shame!!!</p>
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<p>Marketing a revolutionary anti-chaffing product meant expressly for testicles might seem like an awkward endeavor, but not when Lance Armstrong and his single ball are on-board. The cycling champion joins DZ-NUTS&#8217; inventor in the struggle to salve all mankind&#8217;s junk.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Knicks lost to the dismal New Jersey Nets last night..You may say that&#8217;s pretty sad losing to the Nets, but whats even sadder is that the Knicks shot 0-18 from behind the 3pt line in that game. And also they are and have been my team since 1996. Since Patrick Ewing retired [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York Knicks lost to the dismal New Jersey Nets last night..You may say that&#8217;s pretty sad losing to the Nets, but whats even sadder is that the Knicks shot 0-18 from behind the 3pt line in that game. And also they are and have been my team since 1996. Since Patrick Ewing retired and Isiah Thomas ruined the team I havn&#8217;t had a real NBA team to cheer for. I just love the NBA in general!<br />
<div id="attachment_2422" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/new_york_knicks_feature-300x203.jpg" alt="YUP" title="new_york_knicks_feature" width="300" height="203" class="size-medium wp-image-2422" /><p class="wp-caption-text">YUP</p></div></p>
<p>Is Ben Roethlisberger really getting accused again of sexual assault?? This is like the 3rd time in as many years he has been accused..What does Big Ben get some booze in him and use his 6&#8242;5&#8243; frame to shmooze these broads??<br />
<div id="attachment_2421" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0305_big_ben_photo_launch_exp-300x294.jpg" alt="Exclusive photos from TMZ" title="0305_big_ben_photo_launch_exp" width="300" height="294" class="size-medium wp-image-2421" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Exclusive photos from TMZ</p></div></p>
<p>Check out some funny / unique personalized football jerseys below!</p>
<div id="attachment_2423" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-1-300x210.jpg" alt="LACES OUT RAY FINKLE!!! (Ace Ventura)" title="funny 1" width="300" height="210" class="size-medium wp-image-2423" /><p class="wp-caption-text">LACES OUT RAY FINKLE!!! (Ace Ventura)</p></div>
<div id="attachment_2424" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-2-300x210.jpg" alt="Julius Peppers is a Bear now..Im sure many more will look like this!" title="funny 2" width="300" height="210" class="size-medium wp-image-2424" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Julius Peppers is a Bear now..Im sure many more will look like this!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_2425" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-3-300x235.jpg" alt="Stay away frm this guy!" title="funny 3" width="300" height="235" class="size-medium wp-image-2425" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Stay away frm this guy!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_2426" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.sportsheckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funnt-4-300x222.jpg" alt="Browns QB&#039;s are pretty bad!" title="funny 4" width="300" height="222" class="size-medium wp-image-2426" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Browns QB's are pretty bad!</p></div>
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