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NFL- Ray Lewis, BAL- Following a Super Bowl party in 2000, Ray and his boys got involved in an altercation with a local rapper and his entourage..2 members of the rappers entourage were fatally stabbed to death during that fight..Ray and his boys were questioned and he was indicted for murder and aggravated assault..Lewis eventually took a plea deal to turn on his boys, and take a misdemeanor charge..He was sentenced to one year of probation, …WOW…AND he didn’t get suspended from the NFL, he was fined $250,00 however (A league record)…Paul Tagliabue was still commissioner, Goodell would have suspended Ray for a full year im sure…Next year Ray was SUPER BOWL XXXV MVP…Too bad Disney didn’t invite him, instead they had Trent Dilfer say the phrase and get endorsed!!

NFL- Tony Romo, DAL- Or as Skip Bayless calls him “Tony ROMEO”…he was an undrafted free agent..He was a member of the SIgma Pi fraternity at Eastern illinois..He had been linked to Carrie Underwood (HOT), Sophia Bush (HOT), and Jessica Simpson (ehh)..Tony has YET to win the Big game…he has never won a playoff game in his career..How about the infamous “slippery ball” when he was holding the extra point which cost the Cowboys the game…

NFL- Ben Roethlisberger, PIT- Nickname is Big Ben, middle name is Todd and he is the youngest Super Bowl winning QB in NFL history..He wears #7 in honor of his childhood idol, John Elway..he was involved in a motorcycle accident before th start of the 2006 season,  suffering  a fractured jaw, broken nose, lacerations and some other injuries..In recent news, prior to this year he was  accused of sexually assaulting a female “allegedly”..he has his own line of BBQ sauce (Big Ben’s BBQ), he has his own beef jerky (Big Ben’s XL beef jerky), and he has a burger named after him (RoethlisBURGER)

NFL- Jay Cutler, CHI- He was refernced in a South park episode called “Guitar Queer-o“..In the show, Stan and Kyle meet Cutler and say “Nice to meet you, you kinda suck but my dad says you might be good one day”…Cutler took it like a champ though and said it was funny..

NFL- Tom Brady, NE- In 1995, he was drafted by the Montreal Expos as a catcher in the 18th round of the draft, (Wonder why not a pitcher).. He has dated actress, Bridget Moynahan who is also the mother of his child, and is now married to Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen..Also, “allegedly” Tom’s ‘goons’ shot out the back window of a paparazzi’s vehicle when they tried to take photos of Tom and Gisele renewing their wedding vows in Costa Rica…

NFL- Chad OchoCinco, CIN- “Och-TOE-Cinco”  ” Ocho STINKO”.. His name is ocho cinco for 8 5, however in true Spanish language 85 is pronounced ochenta y cinco…I guess he truly doesn’t speak Spanish!!

NFL- Carson Palmer, CIN- He met his wife at freshman orientation at USC..She was a soccer player.. He didn’t waste much time did he??!! Carson also blogs for Delta airlines.

NFL- Marshawn Lynch, BUF- His car was shot at when he went back his alma mater Cal for a visit (mistaken identity)..His former girlfriend called the cops for sexual assault charges against him (He was never arrested)..His Porsche was involved in a hit and run outside a bar in Downtown Buffalo (he was fined $100 and his license taken away, boo hoo)..The best part of the Lynch saga is when he was sittin in his Benz (in Cali again) when the cops walked, up smelled some ganja burnin, and found a loaded gun..He is suspended 3 games this season because of that incident (Felony charges were dropped to misdemeanors)…Biggies Im going, going, back, back to Cali Cali song lyrics DO NOT refer to you Mr.Lynch..Stay away!

NFL- Brett Favre, MIN- NFL’s version of “Cash For Clunkers”. Favre to the Vikings! Tell him that Wrangler jeans are terrible!!!

NFL- Tom Cable, OAK- Now what head coach actually has the balls to punch out one of his coaches and not think hes going to get in trouble for it??!!!  You break your assistant coaches jaw, you better be ready for the suspension or legal matters..I hope Roger Goodell lays it down on him when he is proven guilty..Only the Oakland Raiders would keep him as a coach…

NFL- Eric Mangini, CLE- He was in the Chi Psi fraternity, which so happened to be THE SAME frat that Bill Belichick was in 20 years earlier.. Then he ratted on his mentor/frat brother from New England about the whole ‘Spygate’  scandal.. L.Coles gave him the nickname “The Penguin” while he was with the Jets…..Eric also Appeared in a Soprano’s episode while eating dinner and Tony walks into the restaurant..

NFL- Cedric Benson, CIN- While benson was enrolled at Texas he was arrested on 2 seperate occasions..Once for marijuana, which was dropped when one of his boys took the blame for the bag (Thatta kid), and the other time for criminal trespass. he was ordered to serve 8 days in jail for that charge bt only served one night due to Travis county’s jail being overcrowded…In 2007, Cedric was arrested 2 different times for alcohol related incidents..Once on a boat and once in a car..Benson was later ordered by a County Judge to put a built-in ignition interlock breathalyzer in his car. He was also told to start drug counseling classes..

NFL- Chris Henry, CIN- Since he was drafted in 2005 he has been arrested 9, yes NINE times…he has been suspended for 8 games one season, then 4 games the next season..Some of his charges include marijuana possession, DUI, gun charges, providing alcohol to minors, assault, violation of probation, and the list goes on..HE NEVER SERVED JAIL TIME FOR ANY OF THEM…Just some probation, suspensions, house arrest and that’s it…

NFL- Troy Smith, BAL- As a Sophomore at Ohio St. he was suspended for the Alamo Bowl and the 1st game of the following season for accepting $500 from a booster..Every player gets money from boosters under the table, he actually got caught..

NFL- Jerramy Stevens, TB- If you have a weak stomach don’t read..In his senior year in High School him and his boy were arrested and charged with the beating of a schoolmate with a baseball bat to the head and some kicks to the face..The kid he beat broke his jaw and ate through a straw for 6 months (literally)..He ‘allegedly’ didn’t use the bat so was only charged with assault to the 4th degree not Felony assault like his boy..Then in ‘98 he was involved in another fight with a 17 year old and stomped his face in, he pleaded and got it reduced to a misdemeanor.. He has tested positive for marijuana, he had a sexual assault charge on a Freshman @ the U of Washington when he ‘allegedly’ had sex with her on the lawn of a frat house during a party(A date rape drug was suspected but blood tests were done too late to be valid)..In 2001, he was caught for a hit and run when he crashed his ride into a nursing home, yeah, a nursing home…Then, 2 years later he was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated..In 2007, another DUI charge , this time in Arizona, he finally served some jail time, doing 10 days..Finally in march of ‘07, the Seattle Times report that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints include, vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints..

NFL- Lance Briggs, CHI- In 2006 he got demoted for not attending summer camp, LAZY BUM..He then demanded a trade from Chicago, said “I would do anything in my power NOT to be with this organization” and after many more demands and unhappy phrases, he signed a 6 year 36 million $$  extension (amazing)…Then, in 2007 he crashed his Lamborghini Murcielago on the expressway and he just left it on the side of the road..First he said the car was stolen, then he said that he was driving it alone..He got fined $485 and has to do 120 hours of community service..

NFL- Jamal Lewis, CLE- In February 2004, it surfaced that Lewis had been involved in talks about a drug deal.. Lewis was charged with conspiring to possess with the intent to distribute five kilos of cocaine.. In February ‘05, Lewis began his 4 month prison term for trying to set up the drug deal.. He was subsequently suspended 4 games in the 2004 season due to drug charges.

NFL- LenDale White, TEN- His cousin is NBA star Chauncey Billups…White’s GPA his freshman year at USC was a 1.5…he rose that to a 2.9 is Sophomore year, LOL..An NFL scout said LenDale was so out of shape “He needed a bra” when he took his shirt off at the combine .. On March 15, 2008 LenDale received citations for destruction of property, disobedience to a lawful order/interference and resistance while in Denver, Colorado,  all charges were later dropped.

NFL- Brandon Marshall, DEN- He is a member of the Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity..Tell him to stay away from McDonalds bags..He “allegedly” slipped on one at home in the off season that sliced tendons, and nerves and caused some problems in the Denver organization..on Halloween 2004, while a student at UCF, Marshall was arrested in Orlando on charges of assault on a law enforcement officer, refusal to obey, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer. Brandon was there the night the Denver’s DB Darrent Williams was shot and killed..Rumor has it the shooters were looking for Brandon’s cousin..2 months later he was arrested for suspicion of domestic violence, chargers were dismissed, he did communtiy service (allegedly)..6 months later he was booked for a DUI…In 2008 he was arrested for misdemeanor battery charges and this year he was arrested in Atlanta for disorderly conduct…I’m sure, To be Continued…

NFL- Matt Leinart, ARZ- I mean, hes a pretty boy QB from USC..He prefers to jump in pools with half naked girls in bikinis instead of studying his playbook..What’s wrong with him, seriously…Matt, hit the books would ya…

NFL- Kellen Winslow Jr., TB- His “Soldier tirade” when he was a Hurricane first put his mouth in the media..He has had numerous injuries every year it seems, the worst coming from a 2005 motorcycle accident when he crashed his bike driving 35 mph in a parking lot..He was out the entire ‘05 season from the crash..

NFL- Vince Young, TEN- At the age of 7, he was almost killed when he was hit by a car while riding his bike..Before the draft at the NFL combine, he scored a 6 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test..Oh wait, the score was wrong, he actually scored a 16/50, they realized a few days later..The same score (16) as Dan Marino..

NFL- Javon Walker, OAK- Just after 7 A.M. on June 16, 2008, Walker was found unconscious in Las Vegas, NV on a street just off the Strip. The previous evening, he had been at Body English, a nightclub at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and he left at around 3:30 A.M. the next day.  After being found unconscious, Walker was taken to a local hospital with what police described as “significant injuries,” including a concussion and a battered face. He was listed in fair condition and released from the hospital on June 18^.. Police said Walker was the victim of an apparent robbery, as a large amount of cash and some jewelry were taken from hm… Police arrested two suspects, one in late June and the other in early July.

NFL- Thomas Jones, NYJ- His middle name is Quinn, Dr.Quinn medicine man..At Virgina he attained his bachelors in Psychology in 3 years, Impressive (we can give props too)!!

NFL- Eli Manning, NYG- Elijah Nelson Manning was originally drafted by the Chargers but hes such a baby that he said he wouldn’t play for the Chargers so he got traded to the Giants for Philip Rivers immediately after he got drafted..If you ever get the chance make fun of his NO acting skills on his oreo commercials..He almost git held back in 1st grade because he was a struggling reader…He is also a member of the  Sigma Nu fraternity..Plus he just looks and sounds goofy! hey, hes got a ring though, clap clap!

NFL-Philip Rivers, SD- He was a waterboy for a high school team in 5th grade..So a good Adam Sandler “waterboy” voice would make for a funny heckle..His has been with his wife since the 7th grade, YES, I repeat, they have been together since the 7th grade!!

NFL- Terrell Owens, BUF- “T.O.” has had drama with EVERY team/QB that he has ever played with..Its only a matter of time before the Bills and Trent Edwards realize whats  coming..he is the NFL version of a “home wrecker”..He has done a skit on Desperate Housewives.. He “allegedly” tried to commit suicide when he overdosed on vicodin..it was later refuted that the mix of the pain pills and his supplements caused a reaction, “allegedly”..He spit in the face of Deangelo Hall during  a game, AND my favorite is when he did the show “Superstars” and he was paired with Supermodel Joanna Krupa, SHE called him out on being a bad teammate and not a good athlete…

NFL- Plaxico Burress, JAIL- AT 2 different times in 2008 his girlfriend called the cops and he was issued a temporary restraining order for the domestic disturbance incidents..In january of ‘09 a dealership gave him a Chevy Avalanche for free but Plax had to show up at charity events and give the car back when the lease was up. Well, Plax didnt show up to a single charity event, he DIDN’T even give the SUV back when his lease was up, THEN, to top it all off, they found the ride DAMAGED and IMPOUNDED..Plaxico was forced to pay the dealer $1,700 when the dealer originally wanted $19,000…LMAO…He has been sued 9 TIMES since he joined the NFL in 2000..THE BEST PART is, that one night when Plaxico and Antonio Pierce were out at a club in NYC, he decided to sneak, conceal, carry in a loaded handgun..Well as he was walking up the stairs the gun fell down he paints, out of his waist, and as he went to catch it through his pants, he caught the trigger and shot himself…He was fine, but his NFL career has since suffered…He will be going to prison for 2 years when he is sentenced on September 22, 2009..Oh, and in ONE traffic stop , in Florida, he was issued 4 tickets for 4 separate infractions!!! I think jail will help Mr.Burress in the long run, God Bless PB…

NFL- Steve Smith, CAR- Steve is known to have what is called ‘napolean complex’ so his teammates have said..he is rather small but has AMAZINg ability..Anyways, him and his teammates hav not always gotten along..In 2002 he got into a fight with teammate Anthony Bright  in a film room meeting..Steve broke Anthony’s nose and he was in the hospital for 2 nights..Steve was arrested and jailed on misdemeanor assault charges but was not sentenced..Then, in 2008, teammate Ken Lucas suffered a broken nose at the hands of Steve Smith (which this one, was  A TOTAL CHEAP SHOT, ken was not even looking)..So 2 different teammates have received broken noses from Steve..he is a great player but a poor soul to have in the locker room..He has tatts of Papa Smurf, Tasmanian Devil and Superman as well as others..

NFL- Shawne Merriman, SD- His nickname is “Lights Out”…He got the nickname in High School when he knocked 4 players out of a single game! …In 2006 he was suspended for the first 4 games of the season for testing POSITIVE for Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED’s)..In September of 2009 he was arrested and charged with battery and false imprisonment for “allegedly” choking out Tila Tequila…Wonder what they were doin behind closed doors??!!! He needs to bring back the “Lights Out sack dance”!!

NFL- Fred Taylor, JAX- When Fred came out of Florida and signed with the Jags, his agent William “Tank” Black, laundered all of Fred’s 5 million dollar signing bonus as well as many other pf the players Tank represented..he almost retired after 2 years because of injuries and his agent robbing him..He has been in trouble with the law on a couple club/bar incidents..He is also first cousins with Steelers WR Santonio Holmes..

NFL- Bill Belichick, NE- Well we all know about his “illegal” videotaping of sideline play calling and other things..So any reference to a video camera or recording would make for a good heckle! He eventually took full responsibility for the actions, too bad he doesn’t take responsibility for the good ol’ cut off hoodie…He got divorced in 2006 because of relations he had in 2005 with a NY Giants receptionist by the name of Sharon Shenocca..He is a BIG fan of Bon Jovi and they actually made a song for him called “Bounce” in 2002…

NFl- Santonio Holmes, PIT- Ahhh, the Super Bowl MVP..Heres the dirt…He openly admitted to slangin drugs when he was young in Belle Glade Florida…In may 2006 he was arrested in Miami for disorderly conduct, then in June (2 months later) he was arrested in Ohio for domestic violence and assault. He simply paid a fine on both counts..Then, in October of ‘08 he was arrested for possession of marijuana..

NFL- Larry Johnson, KC- His middle name is “Alphonso”..He actually did earn his BA in Integrative Arts from Penn State (I was pretty surprised when I heard that)..LJ has been arrested four times since 2003 on various felony assault and domestic battery for waving a gun during an argument at his home with an ex-girlfriend. The charges were dropped when Johnson agreed to participate in a domestic violence diversion program. In 2005, he was again arrested for assault when a woman accused Johnson of pushing her to the ground, but the case was dropped after the alleged victim failed to appear in court for three different hearings charges against women..Then in Feb.  ‘08 at a night club he “allegedly” pushed a womans head/face after an argument…8 months later, he “allegedly” spit a drink in a different woman’s face..h epleaded guilty to 2 of those and is serving 2 years probation…I’m sure he is staying out of the clubs!

NFL- Sebastian Janikowski, OAK- Well first of all he is Polish (like me)!! AT FSU in ‘98 he was arrested outside a bar and charged with a misdemeanor..Later that same season after the ‘Noles beat the Gators he got into another fight outside of a bar and got arrested again, this time for battery..2 years after that he was arrested after he tried to bribe a cop to let his friends not get arrested after a night club incident.All that was in college…Now when he was a pro, 8 days after he was found NOT guilty of bribing the officer, him and his boy wee arrested back in Tally’ for possession of GHB (date rape drug), hes not that good looking, so no wonder why he had that drug..THEN, in 2002, he got a DUI and eventually won in court due to lack of evidence…Now if that were you or me who got all those charges in a 4 year period, we would probably be in jail…

NFL- Tank Johnson, CIN- In 2005 he was arrested at a club for possession of a handgun (at least he didnt shoot himself, see Plaxico)..he got a slap on the wrist for that, but he violated his probation a year later for aggravated assault and resisting arrest, once again, while leaving a night club..He was actually sprayed with mace and subdued by about 5 officers..the charges were obviously dropped (sarcasm)…Same year, cops searched his house, found 6 guns with kids in the house..2 days after that, his best friend/ bodyguard was shot and killed outside of a bar..The assailant has been caught and is awaiting trial…

NFL- Leodis McKelvin, BUF- He was responsible for the fumble in week 1 for the Bills that ultimately cost them the game vs New England..Well his lawn was vandalized with obsceneties and the phrase “take a knee” after that game by two 16 year olds who confessed to doing it..Anyways, a good heckle on him would be to ask him if he has a good lawn care service he could recommend!!

NFL- Cortland Finnegan, TEN-In June of 2008 he was arrested for a DUI

NFL- Maurice Jones Drew, JAX- He is known for having a large amount of nicknames given to him by various people. These include “MJD, Superman, Hercules, Pocket Hercules, The Human Bowling Ball, The Human Pinball, Oompa Loompa, MoJo, MoJo D, GoMoJo, Beast, and Mighty Mouse.”  His personal favorite is “Merlin”, as it goes back to his high school days.

NFL- Ricky Williams, MIA- Ask him to “puff puff pass”..He has been diagnosed with a social anxiety disorder, he is very shy and laid back (go figure)..he was a Paxil sponsor for his disorder , but that pill didnt agree with his diet so he made it evident that Marijuana was the best remedy to help him..He said “marijuana is 10 times better for me than paxil” which is why he left the NFL and packed up and headed to Cali’ for a prescription of the good ol kush!

NFL- Shaun Phillips, SD- He had to sit out his freshman year at Purdue because of low standardized test scores! He chose Purdue because at the time he wa s atight end and wanted to catch passes from Drew Brees..After the season he sat out, he was switched to Defense and never caught a pass from Drew..In 2008 he was arrested on suspicion of obstructing or resisting an officer in the performance of his duty (No charges were filed.)

NFL- Adam Jones, N/A- An afternoon sports anchor called him  Adam “Galaga” Jones saying that until he earned his way back into the NFL he would be compared to lesser ’80’s video games! (9-1-09 Jones signed deal to play in CFL, but later it turns out, the deal never went through)

NFL- Michael Vick, PHI- “Hide your beagles, Vick’s an Eagle”..

NFL- Mark Sanchez, NYJ- Ask him if David Hasselhoff is his father!!! If you didn’t see his GQ photo shoot, check it out…

NFL- Aqib Talib, TB- He just punched a cab driver in the neck while the cabbie was driving him home over a 7 mile bridge in Tampa..How dumb is he???? Ask him if he was trying to be like Patrick Kane (see below)

NFL- Peyton Manning, IND- His next door neighbors introduced him to his wife..Which doesn’t surprise me that he probably doesn’t fare to well picking up women on his own! I mean seriously, who HASN’T he done a commercial for???

NFL- Jeremy Shockey, NO- Over the summer at Rehab in Vegas he PASSED OUT at the pool party..He obviously cant hang…

NFL- Willis McGahee, BAL- In January 06, Willis  drew controversy when a woman claimed that he had fathered her children.. He has been faced with two other similar lawsuits over a three year span. ..Genetic testing proved that McGahee WAS the father of both children

NFL- Randy Moss, NE- In 1995 in high school he plead GUILTY to a racially motivated fight that landed someone in the hospital..Significance, NOTRE DAME revoked their scholarship offer that moss JUST signed..Then in ‘96 he violated probation by smokin’ ganja and got KICKED off the Florida State Seminoles team, which made him transfer to Marshall…Randy then was accused of hitting the officer with his car and have some joints rolled up in the console..

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NBA- Kobe Bryant, LAL- Ask him “What really happened in the hotel room in Colorado?”…Because of the infidelity, he bought his wife a HUGE 4 karat diamond ring to make up for him cheating on her…His wife was a dancer at the age of 17 and appeared in a rap video by the Eastsidaz, song called G’d Up…Kobe got married without a pre-nup…uh oh…Kobe speaks Italian so if anyone knows any Italian heckles, SUBMIT PLEASE!!!

NBA- Shaquille O’Neal, CLE- He was a member of Omega Psi Phi at LSU..Nicknames “Diesel” , “Shaq-Fu”, “Big Daddy”, “Superman” etc…Shaq got punk’d by Ashton Kutcher then flipped the bird to the camera..

NBA- Ron Artest, LAL- Well we all know about the infamous Pacers-Pistons brawl where he went up in the stands and threw some fists at some fans he thought threw beer on him.. When he was a rookie in Chicago, he applied at Circuit City just so he could get an employee discount, LOL..So make sure to ask him now if he has applied at Best Buy since CC has closed down! He has also attended practice in a bath robe before..Finally, Ronald has been arrested for not taking care of his dog, and domestic dispute..

NBA- Tony Parker, SA- He recorded a rap album only in French.. Maybe it was so bad he didn’t want anyone understanding him in English…Its hard to heckle a man who is married to Eva Longoria…

NBA- Allen Iverson, MEM- PRACTICE, WERE TALKIN ABOUT PRACTICE???? (Just repeat that 23 times)!.. In ‘93 his boys (black) and a group of other boys (white) were involved in a huge fight outside of bowling lanes, well he ‘allegedly” threw a chair and struck a woman in the head with it! In ‘97 he was busted for possession of grass, he has thrown his wife out of the house, LITERALLY, and he urinated in a garbage can in front of patrons and staff at a casino one night! He has since mellowed out!!!!

NBA- Jason Kidd, DAL- He pleaded guilty in ‘01 to domestic abuse charges when he assaulted his wife..He then had to go to ‘anger management’ classes! He “allegedly” broke her rib and smashed her head against the console of his car.. Take it out on the court Jason, geez! Now, no surprise here, they are divorced!

NBA- Stephon Marbury, N/A- He recently admitted on camera that he smokes ganja..Starbury also admitted to having sex with a NY Knicks intern in the back of his truck after an outing at a strip club..It was at first stated he sexually assaulted her, but then she testified it was consensual..

NBA- Tyson Chandler, CHA- His middle name is CLEODIS…He got the SAME EXACT tattoo that Allen Iverson has (Pic of a cross  and Only the Strong Survive written around it) ..Him and Tayshaun prince went to High School together..

NBA- Rasheed Wallace, BOS- Holds record for most Technical fouls in a season (41) thats like 1 every other game! Rasheed is also a Muslim…Make fun of the grey, bald spot on the back of his head while your at it!

NBA- Chris Andersen, DEN- Nickname is the BIRDMAN..He was suspended from the NBA for 2 full seasons for violating the NBA drug policy..

NBA- J.R. Smith, DEN- J.R and Carmelo were involved in a car accident while JR was driving Melo’s ride..4 months later he was driving in a DIFFERENT SUV and got himself and 2 others injured in another wreck..2 days later one of the people in the wreck  lost their life because of the head wounds..JR man, learn how to drive and have a better appreciation for life …He went to jail for 24 days, he has been linked to being affiliated to the “bloods ” gang, and hes suspended the first 7 games of the upcoming NBA season..Confused man, YES.. Role model, NO…

NBA- Chris Webber, TNT- Who says analysts can’t be heckled!! he called the infamous TIMEOUT, WHEN MICHIGAN DIDN’T HAVE ANY LEFT!! Which, led to a technical foul, and ultimately the Wolverines losing the game..Michigan was only down by 2 at the time AND, it was the championship game!  In 1998, he was arrested and charged with 2nd degree assault, resisting arrest, possession of marijuana,  DUI, and 5 other traffic related violations in 1 arrest..he paid a $650 fine and lesser violations for allll those charges..Same year, on his way back from Peurto Rico he got busted with weed in his bag, LITERALLY! He paid a $500 fine for that, but more importantly, lost his Endorsement with FILA..he has lied to a grand jury and suspended from the NBA for violating the substance abuse policy..He now ha s a comfy chair and analyzes games for TNT..Boy the US is forgiving!

NBA- Jerry Stackhouse, FA- Jerry actually is somewhat of a singer…He sang the National Anthem twice while he was a Dallas Maverick..he is also a vegetarian…

NBA- Jason Richardson, PHX- Since he became a Sun, he has been arrested twice..Once for DUI, and another for speeding..But wait, when he was speeding, not only was he clocked going 90 in a 35, YES, 90 in a 35, but he had his 3 year old in the back seat UNRESTRAINED..he was suspended for one game without pay for that incident last season, and is suspended the first 2 games of this season for the DUI..

NBA- DeShawn Stevenson, WAS- His dad had some major issues, he was arrested like 15 times for some serious stuff and eventually, DeShawns dad killed his own mother by strangling her..Now that kind of explains why he is like he is on the court..wow..He was committed to go to Kansas, but his BELOW DUMB SAT scores red flagged him and made him ineligible..As a Sophomore in HS his SAT score was a 450, then as a senior it wet up to 1,150 (cheater?), he could not explain how his score jumped 700 points so they made him take it again and he scored a 650..the NCAA minimum is 820..He was also, arrested for statutory rape when he was 20..My advice ladies, stay away from him!

NBA- Stephen Jackson, GSW- When he signed to go to the University of Arizona, he was ruled academically ineligible..Remember the infoamous, Ron Artest up in the stands brawl?/ Well Stephen was one of his teammates who was throwin bows in the stands with him…He received a 30-game suspension from the league after going into the stands and brawling with Pistons fans during the brawl at Auburn Hills..In October of 2006,  there were police reports that Jackson and three other Pacers players were involved in an argument with several patrons at Club Rio, a strip club in Indianapolis. Jackson was punched by one of the patrons and was hit by a car, rolling onto the hood.  Jackson says he fired several gunshots from a 9-mm pistol as an act of self-defense. However, prosecutors later said he fired first. Jackson was charged with a felony count of criminal recklessness. He served a seven game suspension at the beginning of the07/08 season..

NBA- Marcus Camby, LAC- He led UMASS to the 1996 Final Four, which was later officially nullified because it was found that MC accepted $28,000 from 2 sports agents..It was also reported that from those 2 sports agents he received jewelry, sports cars, and prostitutes..Sounds like my Kinda agency!!!! Needless to say, he didn’t return for a Senior year! During his 2nd season, he was arrested on Marijuana possession, and was ordered to complete 16 hours of community service and got the drug charge dropped

NBA- Zydrunas Illgauskus, CLE- Big Z was arrested in his 5th season in the NBA for Driving Under The Influence..Welcome to the States my friend!

NBA- Charles Barkley, TNT-  If you have not seen his golf swing, go on youtube immediately for some great laughs…He was frequently involved in on- and off-court fights and sometimes stirred national controversy, as in March of 1991, when he was getting heckled so much that he meant to spit on the heckler  but mistakenly spat on a young girl, and as in 1993 when he declared that sports figures should not be considered role models..he admitted to losing over 10 million dollars in gambling over the years..he was recently hit with a $400,000 suit for not paying a debt for a casino tab…Then on New Years Eve of 2008 he received a DUI in Scottsdale Arizona, which led to a 2 month hiatus from his gig at TNT

NBA- Jermaine O’Neal, MIA- When he was 16, him and his 15 year old girlfriend were found partially nude in bed together by the girl’s father..They considered prosecuting him for rape, but they decided to drop the charges..Jermaine was also involved in the INFAMOUS Brawl in Detroit..he went up in the stands and had physical contact with some of the fans which led to a 25 game suspension..

NBA- Robert Parish, retired- The year after he retired from the NBA,  he got busted for marijuana possession…In 1995, Parish’s former wife, Nancy Saad, alleged that he psychologically and physically abused her throughout their 10-year relationship, including pushing her “down a flight of stairs” when she was eight months pregnant. The Chief denied those allegations..

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MLB- General Use: To anyone with a weak arm or who makes a poor throw,  “And I though Johnny Damon had a weak arm”

MLB- Vernon Wells, TOR: Vernon SMELLS…you’ve got the lateral mobility of an alligator! .. heard you get heckled by 8 yr olds; how does it feel to have a 4″ vertical leap?

MLB- Manny Ramirez, LAD- Real name is  Manuel Aristides Ramirez Onelcida, try saying that 4 times fast!! He was on the ‘03 list of players who tested positive for HCG, A FEMALE FERTILITY DRUG…We all know he was trying to come off his steroid cycles, but ask him if he was trying to get fertilized or have a baby! Guess that’s just Manny being Manny…Manny was featured on the cover of World Series Baseball 1996 for Sega Genesis (dont know how one could heckle with that but its a fact)!

MLB- David Wright, NYM- Whenever he is making a play at 3rd base he likes to do things with his tongue..is he trying to be like MJ or what? He has a Boxer named Homer..His clubhouse nicknames are “visine” and “Hollywood”..He owned 0.5% of Vitamin Water when they got bought out for 4.1 billion, Wright got 20 million for that minute percentage he owned…

MLB- Derek Jeter, NYY- He has dated Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Alba, Miss Universe Lara Dutta, Vanessa Minillo, Jessica Biel, Gabrielle Union, and the list goes on (Im not jealous or anything).. Oh yeah, he had to settle a tax dispute for not paying taxes in 2002 on one of his houses..Derek has a wax figure of him at a museum in NYC…

MLB- Ivan Rodriguez, TEX- “Pudge”…Was married for 15 years, got divorced, then married another girl one year later..Talk about movin on fast!

MLB- Shane Victorino, PHI:  “The Flyin’ Hawaiian”, how about a nice SPAM sandwich?

MLB- Francisco Rodriguez, NYM- “K- ROD” or ‘Frankie” as most know him…He is also a practitioner of the Santeria religion..

MLB- Casey Fossum, CHC: Casey, your baseball cards make great coasters for my coffee table. .Casey ‘Possum’ Fossum…

MLB- Guillermo Mota, LAD- In ‘06 he was suspended for 50 games for PED’s…He has a knack for throwing intentionally at batters (Prince Fielder,  Mike Piazza)

MLB- Eric Hinske, NYY: “Cheese Burger”. That’s all you need to say..You’ll get into his head instantly. I know from personal experience with this one!!

MLB- Luis Castillo, NYM- He dropped the routine pop fly  to 2nd, hit by A-Rod, that allowed the Yankees to win the game earlier this season…

MLB- Elijah Dukes, WAS : (Duke’s legal woes, include failure to pay child support to all 3 of his Babby Mammas, with whom he has 5 kids.) “ pay neeshay, her money” “say what? Dat baby don loo like me!””(repeated ly) “ u got 47,000 but your kids get none” (a la jay z’s 99 problems …) “ dead beat daddy”. Tell him he make Michael Vick look good!!!!!!!!!

MLB- Luke Scott, BAL- He gives his teammates haircuts and loves tunafish…Call him the flowbee master! Also you can say “Luuuukkeee I ammmm your fatherrrr”..

MLB- Adam Jones, BAL- Call him” pacman”.. In reference to the NFL troublemaker Adam “pacman” Jones

MLB- Coco Crisp, KC- “I love Cereal”.. fruity pebble… cocoa puff… Basically any cereal reference can be used with him!!!

MLB- Delmon Young, MIN- Tell him he’s gonna be as fat as his brother one day or ask him if he has had butt implants…

MLB- Alex Rodriguez, NYY- A-Roid, A-Fraud, Can I borrow some of your purple lipstick?… you were the 4,589th person to sleep with madonna…  How was it kissing yourself?… Did you , Juan, Jose and Pudge share needles?..His nickname is “the cooler” because of his lack of chemistry and his lack of playoff performance…

MLB- Scott Podsednik, CHW- Took him 8 years to get called up from the Minors, then he was bought for $20,000..His wife is really good looking (playboy playmate) so make sure to let him know!!

MLB- Melky Cabrera, NYY- Ask him how many of the Cabrera’s in the MLB are related..He gave Evan Longoria a cheap shot during the Yanks/Rays bench clearing brawl in 2008, hes pickin on a rookie..His nickname is “leche” in the clubhouse (spanish for milk) so next time call him “leche chocolate”..

MLB- Jason Varitek, BOS- Ask him who cooks better, his ex-wife or Heidi Watney (he got divorced after 12 years of marriage because of Heidi)

MLB- David Ortiz, BOS- When he got signed by Seatlle in 2002, his listed name was David Arias..Whats with these Dominicans not knowing their actual age or their name?? Ask him if he went to anger management classes after he got suspended for throwing those bats on the field!!!   “Big-Poopi”   “‘David Roid-Tiz”

MLB- Evan Longoria, TB- Nicknames are “E-Lo”, “Longo” & Evan Almighty…Philly fans got into his head last World Series by chanting EVA, EVA…He went 1-21 in the WS..

MLB-Ryan Howard, PHI - clubhouse nickname,”Big Brown”.  Jimmy Rollins called him this on ESPN’s Make A Wish segment.

MLB-Lance Berkman,HOU- “Big Puma”, Heard this one at Spring Training 2008.  “REEEEEEOOOW-REEEEEOOOW” says the “BIG PUMA”

MLB-Manny Del Carmen, BOS: Manny Del Home Run

MLB-Jon Lester, BOS- “MO-Lester”, I assure you this is a term of endearment.  He often “MOLESTS” the competitions offensive attack.

MLB-Doug Mientkiewicz, LAD- Don’t forget that this guy refused to give the last out game ball up after the Red Sox World Series win in 2007.  He played first for them where the last out was made, and kept the ball.  He still plays first for the Dodgers, so as he runs off the field ask him if he’ll give the ball up on the way into the dugout.

MLB- CC Sabathia, NYY-  “Your jersey looks like a nightgown its so baggy”…”Did you get your initials from the Ci-Ci’s pizza buffet line?”…he signed a letter of intent to play TIGHT END at the U of Hawaii so tell him now he would be a good offensive lineman now…

MLB- Josh Hamilton,TEX- We all know his background but some people don’t know the right things…He used “coke” and “crack” and he drank..he did not use herion, meth, nor did he even burn a little ganja..Hes heard it all and doesn’t let these things get to him so you have to come clever on him.. Now you can tease him about the “whip cream” strip club incident!!!

MLB- Shawn Camp,TOR- He struggled to hit college pitching while attending North Alabama and George Mason, so he was converted to a pitcher…That didn’t do much good either! In 236 outings he has NEVER started a game..he has 13 wins, 14 losses and 6 saves in his CAREER, with a 5.10 ERA…No wonder why the “Devil”  Rays were so bad and had to dump him a few years ago..

MLB- Gabe Kapler,TB- He posed on the shore for a photo shoot in leopard print speedos…he is Jewish (shout out to all my Jewish peeps!!) and under “Jewish law” he shouldn’t have any tattoos..He is also a Democrat!

MLB- Pedro Martinez, PHI- He was allegedly involved in “cockfighting” in the Dominican..take that and run with it!!!

MLB- Carlos Zambrano, CHC- Nicknames are “BIG Z or “EL- TORO”… Tell him that thanks to him, the Cubs cant have the Gatorade dispenser anymore (No not the Plastic jugs, the NEW fountain dispenser)..He broke it…

MLB- Alfonso Soriano, CHC- GET THIS FACT: Soriano led all major league second basemen in errors every year from 2001 to 2005..MLB-

MLB- Mark Teixeira, NYY- He enjoys Broadway Theatre and his favorite production is LES MISERABLES..

MLB- Pablo Sandoval, SFG- nickname is “kung-fu-panda”..It is hard for his coaches to discipline him at the plate, “Its like  “caging a lion” said one of his coaches..

MLB- Scott Hairston, OAK: hairspray, sy sperling, hair club president, hair lip, Nair man. He gets beat deep all the time in CF. Get on him about it. He gets distracted easily.

MLB- Milton Bradley, CHC- Just name as many board games by Milton Bradley, CANDY LAND, MONOPOLY, MY LITTLE PONY etc…Ask him if he knows how to count to 3 (as in 3 outs when he made that bad blunder this season)

MLB- Magglio Ordonez, DET- His nickname is “Singlio” for the 75% of his hits this year that are only singles…he is a supporter of Venezuelan ruler Hugo Chavez.. Well, Magglio’s OWN country booed him at the World Baseball Classic for being a supporter..

MLB- Roy Halladay, TOR- His full name is Harry Leroy Halladay..His dad is a pilot and his mom is a homemaker.. His nickname is DOC

MLB- AJ Pierzynski, CHW- AJ has a knack for irritating players and teams and getting into fights… Ozzie Guillen even said “if you play against him, you hate him, if you play with him, you hate him a little less”…his teammates consider him “high-maintenance”

MLB- John McDonald, TOR Has an arm that makes Johnny Damon look good. regularly 2 hops throws from left to 3rd base. Runs like Pat Burrell.

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NHL- Patrick Kane, CHI- “What did you need the twenty cents for??”  Hes 20 years old punching out a cab driver, how immature…TB Bucs CB Aqib Talib did same thing 2 weeks after (see above) so tell Patrick he started something!!!

NHL- Jordan Staal, PIT- In the summer of 2007, Jordan was arrested at big brother Eric’s bachelor party for underage drinking… Eric was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process, while spending the night in ja..just another case of 2 famous athletes “embarrassing” their team (which was Minnesota at the time..

NHL- Eric Staal, CAR- Early in the morning on July 21, 2007, Eric and his brother Jordan, along with twelve other people, were arrested afterhis own bachelor party in the Lutsen Resort and Sea Villas in Minnesota. Eric spent the night in jail and was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process.. In early August, he accepted a plea deal in which he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and paid a fine of $587..He is also featured on the cover of the EA sports video game NHL 08

NHL- Jay Bouwmeester, CAL- The 3rd overall pick in the 2002 draft was nabbed by Canadien police for DUI because he was swerving off the road and in and out of his lane  at 4am..In this case, hes lucky he got the DUI because he said he was “too intoxicated to even remember”..

NHL- Ryan O’Byrne, MON- Police said O’Byrne, a 23-year-old rookie, was accused of stealing a woman’s purse outside of a Tampa Night Club..He was charged with felony grand theft and released after posting $2,000 bail.. meanwhile his teammate at the time (see below)

NHL- Tom Kostopoulos, CAR- Right wing Kostopoulos, 29, was charged with resisting an officer in the same Night Club incident as O’Byrne..Kostopoulos faced a misdemeanor count of resisting an officer without violence and was freed on $500 bail. Tampa police dropped the charges against Kostopoulos following a letter of apology written by him and that he also promised to perform community service.

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OLY- Michael Phelps- Ask him if his favorite song of all time is “Hits From The Bong” by Cypress Hill!!! Insert any ganja reference heckle here :

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