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Post a heckle that you said or heard at a game and have someone else that is going to see that player/team  pick up on your heckle and carry it on.
This could follow a certain player/team for days/weeks.
Example:
This following HECKLE was  actually the inspiration for this web site.

Luke Scott is rumored to be the team barber on road trips.  Upon locating Scott in left field, we noticed he had a MULLET! We started in with the obvious “Hey Luke, is the flobie broken? “  Next came the question if he was “trying to get on Baseball Tonight or Hockey Night in Canada?” We then moved on to the “pulling all the chicks @ Jays games in Toronto.” And finally, we asked him what 80’s band he was a part of!

We were relentless for 3 innings straight. Then Scott dove for (and missed) a ball right in front of our seats. We immediately noticed his bleached/frosted tips on top of his head after his hat fell off in during the attempted play. We broke into the “backstreet boys” and “ NKOTB”  references, mixed in few Z Cavarichi jeans comments and made his night absolutely miserable.
Saturday night comes around and Scott takes left field. We notice he cut all his mullet off and looked like he had joined the military. We got on him right away with the “hey now MULLET, where’s that Mullet?”   then Scott looks over at us and takes his hat off and smiles. Frosted tips were gone as well.Now, if someone were to able to enjoy that story in the next city he went to and heckled him accordingly, that would be hysterical. In fact if he went around all season and everyone just heckled on his hair all year, that would totally freak him out. So why not????

Here are some other HECKLES that were successfully delivered:

Tom Brady- A local favorite on the football field can often be seen running errands for Super Model wife Giselle.  Chants of “ERRAND BOY! ERRAND BOY!” often accompany him.  Let him have it fans!

Bill Belichick- Feel free to use the “Beli-CHOKE” if you’re within ear shot.  Be ready with your facts though, those N.E. Fans are a hardy bunch!  HINT: Week 10 @ Indy….4th & 2!!!!  That should be enuf to get you by!

Elijah Dukes- Wow did he get mad when we were getting on him about not paying his child support, and all his baby mamas!!!! When I told him he makes Mike Vick look good, I got a look that even made me scared!!!

Brett Favre-Vikings.Favre to the Vikings = the NFL’s version of “Cash For Clunkers”.I heard that Favre’s signing was the result of a total miscommunication.  He thought they asked him if he wanted to go to Minnesota to get some VICODINS!!!!

Jason Varitek- “You should change the “C” on your uniform to a backwards “K”.  “Jason OUTitek”

Jason Bartlett- “Hey Now Barltett!! You’re #8 on the jersey, but #1 in the heart kid!  (this can be used with any players name & # inserted accordingly.  Great attention getter.)

Johnny Gomes- When he comes to bat and has settled in and its reasonably quiet give him a good, “Put Him In A Body Bag Johnny!!!”  Classic line from Karate Kid.  He has actually tipped his hat to this one in the past.

Maglio Ordonez-Let him have a nice, “Magli-FRO!!!”

Pittsburg Pirates- Fan holding sign @ Pirates the recent home game that officially gave them their 17th CONSECUTIVE losing season ,stating, “I wish I was a Detroit Lions Fan”

Johnny Damon- “I’ve seen better arms on slot machines!”, “Hey Johnny, the arms on this seat could throw further than you!”, “Hey Damon, BOUNCE Jeter another cut off throw!”.

Mark McGuire-   Hey Mark.  Welcome back.  Glad to see you still have some JUICE in the tank!  Hey Mark. Why hitting coach?  Strength & conditioning alredy taken?!

Detroit Lions- NFL considers moving the team to London so they can build a fan base!

Mark Texiera- Why were you celebrating after the WS, you had nothing to do with the win!  Hey Mark, Picaboo Street called, she wants her goggles back!

NY Yankees- Surprising that you guys were able to win the WS……carrying an extra 250 pounds of Texiera all season.

Ryan Howard- Hey Ryan!  I’ve seen more hits in a Dr. Dre video than you got in the WS!

NBA- Poorly attended basketball game: One of the best I’ve heard at a very poorly attended Clippers game a few years ago. The crowd is silent and some guy yells out “I got next” , 2 of the players actually started laughing!




This is the place to start your own Heckle down the Highway. The highway is basically the WAVE of heckling. Start something here and watch it grow…..

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